Friday, October 8, 2010

The Tantrum

The tantrum, or as I like to call it the "Throw down", is by far one on the most versatile of all the rad moves.  When used appropriately, it's guaranteed to cause complete chaos wherever you should happen to be.   It's most effective in public situations when the Mommy or Daddy is trying to do something that doesn't appeal to you.  The Tantrum is easy to perform, a horizontal or vertical Baby Starfish combined with loud shrill screaming is really all that's needed to get the desired effect, but I recommend embellishing as you see fit with your own personal touches.   Situations when the tantrum may be useful include (but are certainly not limited to ) :

  • the line at the post office
  • elevators (captive audience)
  • when the Mama won't let you nurse in the middle of the grocery store
  • when the Mama or Daddy is on the phone
  • when your mad because your the only one awake at 3:45 a.m.
  • when there's a show that sucks on the TV
  • when your snack cups empty
  • when your head won't fit wherever you wanted to put it
Appropriate situations are endlessly abundant, so use your imagination and let it rip!

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